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AWS is ready for zombie invasion

Amazon and its great Amazon Web Services (AWS) may not be fully prepared for fighting COVID-19, but they're surely prepared for a possibility of a... potential zombie invasion! Or for the fall of our entire civilization... Whatever comes first! :>

Hard to believe? Well... here is the proof.

Either look at the following screenshot:

or go to the AWS Service Terms page and scroll down to section 42. Amazon Lumberyard Engine and to point 42.10 to learn that:

(...) The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems (...) However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.

And the only question that is left is whether this is an organized prank or someone really needs a mental assistance at AWS legal departament?

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