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Peugeot Maps Update: Screw the environment!

A typical maps and dash software update for Peugeot cars is... well, huge!

Given the poor performance of the on-board entertainment hardware, you can easily assume that updating this package will take at least two to three hours.

Screw the crisis!

And Peugeot idiots expects you to have ENGINE TURNED ON AND RUNNING THROUGH ENITRE UPDATE PROCESS !!!

Screw the environment!

Is software under hood of Peugeot e-2008 slow?

Well... it depends what do you understand as "slow".

TEN minutes wasn't enough to install tiny, little Armenia map (20,2 MB only)!

Given the fact that you have to update THOUSAND times more (entire map-set for Europe, to be installed to your Peugeot once per half of the year has 20 GB in size) this means that those pathetic French morons expect you to have your engine turned on for... 20 000 minutes?

Summary

I simply cannot find words enough to describe Peugeot's engineers idiocy, stupidity and ignorance!

Screw the environment, screw the fuel shortages, screw the financial crisis, and finally... screw your wallet!

We are the super-heros of the nonsens. We are The French Automotive Morons Team who designed on-board software update process that requires car's engine to be on all the time.

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